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                                老外专家（梦想赛诗）

                                            一辆旅游大巴

                                     装的干巴精子儿的全是老外专家

                                         一大早就从北京出了发

                                          说是去衡水玩儿玩儿

                                       实际要到衡水湖做秘密调查

                                      其实汽艇在湖上只转了俩圈儿

                                        他们就匆匆地从脡上走下

                                            若无其事的样子

                                   谁都不晓得他们葫芦里装的是什么蚂蚱

                                          其实他们来这办事是真

                                               说玩儿是假

                                               趁艇长不妨

                                       他们每人都偷偷从湖里灌了一瓶水

                                              深深藏在书包下

                                                口渴了喝吗

                                                    不

                                              他们要把它带回家

                                           带回家并不是用来洗衣服

                                               更不是做饭用它

                                             他们要用精确的仪器

                                              做精勘的化学分析

                                           揭开他们脑中久疑的疙瘩

                                            为什么衡水人那么热情

                                          为什么衡水人都那么豪放豁达

                                          为什么衡水的老人那么康泰长寿

                                        为什么衡水的小伙子那么帅气的无法

                                           为什么衡水的姑娘长得那么漂亮

                                                谁见了谁就忘回家

                                             为什么为什么衡水的学子们

                                            年年年都考上那么多的清华北大

                                                 这一切一切的一切

                                            都让老外专家感到莫大的惊讶

                                        脑袋瓜子里聚集着永远解不开的疙瘩